Let's not be so hasty in condemning those heathens. Perhaps there is a greater plan. And perhaps that greater plan involves the Giant Marshmallow.
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Thursday, October 25, 2007
Califires Perfect for Giant Marshmallow Roast
"What have they done," some have asked about the wicked Californians, "to so anger and thereby incur the wrath of the benevolent Lord, Savior, and general good fellow, Rusty?"
Let's not be so hasty in condemning those heathens. Perhaps there is a greater plan. And perhaps that greater plan involves the Giant Marshmallow.
Let's not be so hasty in condemning those heathens. Perhaps there is a greater plan. And perhaps that greater plan involves the Giant Marshmallow.
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Hi OneEar,
Something does smell fetid in burnt up Mexifornia right now and it’s getting more rancid as time goes on. Maybe the malodorous fumes are partially due to the arsonist(s) who started some of the conflagrations. You wonder what kind of SHIdioT would purposely ignite fires of this magnitude. I hope these sickos burn in hell after being strung up by their cojones (provided they’re got any).
The Land of Fruits and Nuts pissed off The Big Mahoff royally and we’re in our own personal Armageddon. I wonder when we’re going to be entertained with a massive earthquake as the Grand Finale to 2007.
Rusty, our benevolent Lord, Savior and general good fellow, hast thou forsaken us??
I'm outta here. Bye. Gettin' on a plane tonight for Charlotte. RotsaRuck, Carifolnia.
The biggest reason I'm leaving, by the by, aside from my sister's wedding, is that I want nothing to do with the stomach ache soon to follow anything involving the Giant Marshmallow and these Giant Fires.
Hi Doc Bok,
Aha! Fleeing the sinking ship, are you? I can’t say that I blame you one iota. There are going to be millions of devastated, displaced and angry Californians when this is all over. I hope you have a marvelous time at your sister’s wedding.
ML, as a child, I once accidentally started a field on fire while I was engaged in a self-study of the finer points of the Molotov cocktail. I don't really think it is fair to burn all arsonists in hell. They might be youth studying the Finnish resitance to the Russian invasion.
Bok, break a leg in NC. Have you been assigned in advance a bridesmaid to look after?
Hi OneEar,
Did anyone discover you’d started the fire while fooling around with a crude bomb? The key word here is “accidentally”; you weren’t seeking vicarious thrills (or were you?)by burning down the field. Any person who intentionally ignites a fire that causes harm to nature or people isn’t what I’d label a stellar citizen.
Joseph Wambaugh wrote a very interesting book entitled “Fire Lover: A True Story” which relates the tale of convicted arsonist John Orr, who was a Glendale, California firefighter considered the most prolific American arsonist of the 20th century. It might change your opinion regarding arsonists.
LBOK,
You have a sister? This changes, well maybe not everything, but some things.
Good Luck with the bride's maids.
ML, One thing you can pretty much count on with young boys is an affinity for bombs and boobs. I was no deviant.
Coco, I've never heard about this alleged "sister" either. Then again, I've only known Bok for 21 years. Some things take some time to come to light.
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