Showing posts with label heathens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heathens. Show all posts

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Califires Perfect for Giant Marshmallow Roast

"What have they done," some have asked about the wicked Californians, "to so anger and thereby incur the wrath of the benevolent Lord, Savior, and general good fellow, Rusty?"


Let's not be so hasty in condemning those heathens. Perhaps there is a greater plan. And perhaps that greater plan involves the Giant Marshmallow.