Silly the Clown"is accused of assaulting a woman after she passed out in his bed. Prosecutors say he also took nude pictures of her -- and physically abused her on another occasion by throwing her against a wall and jamming his fingers up her nostrils until her nose bled." Full news story
Now I'm not here to defend Silly. Obviously Clowns should not sexually assualt people who happen to pass out in the Clown's bed. Permanent markers should not be used either.
Silly seems to be a bad, bad clown. He was considered a suspect in the death of an infant, and he has an apparent history of violence. This kind of behavior is simply not tolerated by clowns.
However, what is striking about this particular story is that the victim and Silly had been together on another occasion during which Silly jammed his fingers up her nose until she bled. One might have expected a different response from her after that performance. Instead of retaliating, calling the clown police, or avoiding him, she elected to pass out drunk in Silly's bed. Who is the true clown here?
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What's this about "clown police"?
You know, I read the "full news story", and I would like to know just one thing: Where did 'Silly' get his license? This kind of clownery makes the entire industry look bad and affirms most peoples' inherent fear of clowns. I thought there was some stipulation about membership if you've killed two or more of your own children?
Fingers? amateur
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