Some have sensed a palpable, visceral odor beginning to fill the air along with the unmistakeable approaching sound of music being tortured.
Is it happening again?!?
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Perhaps what you heard was the whiskey-infused train wreck that was our last show. In hindsight, it is a big mistake to allow your former classmates access to a microphone at your 20-year class reunion. Thankfully no one was hurt too badly.
My twenty year reunion is tomorrow. I can't believe I have had goat-anuses all over my face for twenty years.
"Whiskey-infused train wreck" sounds like the good start to a tune. Perhaps what you were hearing was inspiration.
Some see the glass as half-empty, others drink the remainder and order another, and "one for the lady."
LBOK, don't worry, the goat anuses aren't that noticeable.
I thought you didn't drink at work until Fridays? Isn't it only Thursday?
Hey, OneEar: Do you think we could have the Lid Twisters play at Christmas Rusty 2006? It would really save us a lot of effort. Plus, they seem to attract women with bouncing, ample breasts to their online video collection. That's always a plus. I'm tired of bringing foreign nationals for you clowns to ogle.
What time zone are YOU in?
Oneear: I like the way you think. Make mine a double.
LBOK: The women cost extra. Plus we have very specific backstage demands. Including, but not limited to:
- 4 large sausage pizzas
- 6 bottles of Strawberry Hill Boone’s Farm
- 2 cases of Rolling Rock Bottles
- 5 Cotton Bath Towels
- 3 bags of Black Pepper Doritos
- 1 Midget (for the bass player)
As for the videos, check out the Neanderthal leap in the middle of Blister In The Sun.
Sven, funny you should mention "Blister in the Sun", as that was the only video I watched. The Neaderthal leap paled in comparison to the Amazon Double-boob Bounce Dance I glimpsed in the foreground. Too bad about the focus.
Plus, you guys have the one thing we've been searching for all these years. I think it has something to do with timing and everybody playing the same song. We're just about there, but not quite.
Hi OneEar,
It’s either the sound of “loud but off key” music or someone in the crowd has flatulence. Your choice.
Playing the same song at the same time strikes me as "showing off."
I note that Sven's band also uses more than 3 chords on some of their songs. This is true "showboating."
However, LBok, you make a good point about the workload. Perhaps they could just show up, tangle all of the chords for us, break an instrument or two and some furniture, and spread Doritos all over the floor. And they could bring the boobs.
Speaking of which, how much is the damage deposit/fee for this cabin?
You people are like termites.
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