I've just discovered that I am in favor of:
- Teaching creationism in schools,
- Drilling off the coast of Florida, and
- Mixing evangelism with government policy-making.
Of course, I've always been on the fence with these issues; but it took a sassy, spunky librarian with a slightly sexy twang and a fun party-girl demeanor to show me the right place to be.
Drill baby drill, indeed!