Rusty Lamb is our engineer
Even though he has just one ear
That Goddamn S%dn#y M$rr!tt bit the other one off
Rusty's revenge is so ingenious
He will stuff his Rusty penis
Down her big black throat until she coughs
(Name redacted by OneEar to protect the accused)
The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Electric Sheep
Electric Sheep claims to be a "free, open source screen saver run by thousands of people all over the world. It can be installed on any ordinary PC or Mac. When these computers "sleep", the screen saver comes on and the computers communicate with each other by the internet to share the work of creating morphing abstract animations known as "sheep". The result is a collective "android dream", an homage to Philip K. Dick's novel Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep."
I personally take offense at people derogatorily referring to "sheep" as random senseless thoughts. In fact, the closer they are studied, the more they reveal structure.
I personally take offense at people derogatorily referring to "sheep" as random senseless thoughts. In fact, the closer they are studied, the more they reveal structure.
Untitled (Abu Gogo)
Untitled (Abu Gogo)
Abu Gogo
Baboomba Ma Mojo
Da Hooha Da Dodo
Abu Gogo
Hey, you little, hairy, zany hominids!
I refuse to put my feet in any shoes but yours!!
I’d rather rather bleed from every orifice with Ebola or Marburg than to brush my teeth with anything but an Abu Gogo electric toothbrush,
And I love your cereal and your action figures!!
Abu Epat
Da Liddle Da Tophat
Ecame Eshat
Abu Epat
Abu Pupu
Paakit Pulpuul
Bybye PeeYu
Abu Pupu
Abu Smello
Drungy Teechu Tello
Da pupu da beegto
Abu Smello
Hey, you little, fuzzy, stupid prehumans!
I really dig your sheets and bathroom sets!!!
I can’t bear the thought of life without a complete set of Abu Gogo trading cards!!!
And I can’t wait to get the implants and throw them over my shoulders.
Abu Gogo
Baboomba Ma Mojo
Da Hooha Da Dodo
Abu Gogo
Hey, you little, hairy, zany hominids!
I refuse to put my feet in any shoes but yours!!
I’d rather rather bleed from every orifice with Ebola or Marburg than to brush my teeth with anything but an Abu Gogo electric toothbrush,
And I love your cereal and your action figures!!
Abu Epat
Da Liddle Da Tophat
Ecame Eshat
Abu Epat
Abu Pupu
Paakit Pulpuul
Bybye PeeYu
Abu Pupu
Abu Smello
Drungy Teechu Tello
Da pupu da beegto
Abu Smello
Hey, you little, fuzzy, stupid prehumans!
I really dig your sheets and bathroom sets!!!
I can’t bear the thought of life without a complete set of Abu Gogo trading cards!!!
And I can’t wait to get the implants and throw them over my shoulders.
Monday, November 14, 2005
Camera update
The Louisiana State Senate is no help whatsoever.
Yes, DewDrop's urine soaked friend seems to be the best bet.
Yes, DewDrop's urine soaked friend seems to be the best bet.
Classical Poetry
A sterker whose gamp sterked like squatch
Tried to froach a gamp sterker with boaxx.
Said the gamp to the sterker:
“Boaxx froaching gamp jerker,
Harf a dead sterking froach up your crotch."
Tried to froach a gamp sterker with boaxx.
Said the gamp to the sterker:
“Boaxx froaching gamp jerker,
Harf a dead sterking froach up your crotch."
Friday, November 11, 2005
The Clown Squad
The Clown Squad
- They Wore the Big Shoes - The Story of the Clown Squad Begins
- Stage Uno - The Clown Squad Continues
- Plan B - Enter the Salmon Boy
- Those Were The Days CANDID AUDIO
- Der Rustige VIDEO
- Der Rustige (Modified) = Rusty on the Bayou Intro VIDEO
Baton Rusty - a Camera is Lost in New Orleans
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
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