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Monday, November 14, 2005
Classical Poetry
A sterker whose gamp sterked like squatch Tried to froach a gamp sterker with boaxx. Said the gamp to the sterker: “Boaxx froaching gamp jerker, Harf a dead sterking froach up your crotch."