Dear Sirs: I am writing to complain about the content of your website. A man who attacks God only harms himself.
Dear Concerned: I believe the politically correct phraseology is "A man who attacks God only harms him/her/transgender's self." What makes you believe you are viewing content?
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Dear OneEar: Why are you defending pedophiles? At least NBC is catching these sickos.
Dear Pedophobe: I believe pedophiles should be summarily executed. However, I also believe that about non-pedophiles. If the police or TV executives would just administer random lethal injections, that would put an end to many of society's problems.
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Dear OneEar: What is your problem with Pluto?
Dear Pluto-lover: Why don't you go love Pluto, Pluto-lover.
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Dear OneEar: You are an idiot.
Dear Mom: It is nice to hear from you.
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Dear OneEar: Why do you assume that anyone with flesh-colored tights must have a prosthetic leg?
Dear Hop-along: Never trust anyone in flesh-colored tights.
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Dear OneEar: You make many spelling and grammatical errors.
Deer spellchekir: I practice English make more better.
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Dear OneEar: When treating cheesy discharge, diurer, and anal bleeding, where do you apply the salve?
Dear LBok: Over the eyes.
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Dear OneEar: What are the 10 rules for good living?
Dear Good Liver: 1) Don't drink to excess while holding your computer on your lap. You might read something funny and then you'll have that beer/snot all over the keyboard and monitor. 2) Don't covet your neighbor's wife when his daughter is over the age of consent. 3) Sprouts of any kind are not people food. 4) Don't count on escalating borrowing to save your business or country. 5) Don't buy the grenadine. 6) To keep your feet soft and baby-like, wear heavy wool socks. 7) Always put your car-keys in the same pocket. Ex. left pocket of outermost garment. Then, you won't be able to leave your coat somewhere and you'll always know where to reach for your keys. 8) You should probably turn off the circuit breaker before you attempt to replace that switch. 9) People will make fun of you if the dish to pass you bring is a bag of ice, but then they'll want some. 10) Try to laugh at someone each and every day.
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Showing posts with label free. Show all posts
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Monday, September 10, 2007
Friday, August 18, 2006
FREE HALEY JOEL
Haley Joel Osmond, youngest of the talented Osmond family, was wrongfully charged with several minor "crimes" yesterday.
According to wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Joel_Osment
You will recall Osmond from that 70's variety show, Haley Joel and Dawn.
Now, I'm no lawyer, but how can it be that driving with a BAC of .16 is two crimes? As to whether it should even be one crime, please refer to my previous posts about Ted Kennedy.
According to wikipedia, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haley_Joel_Osment
On August 17, 2006, TMZ.com reported that Osment was charged with DUI and marijuana possession. At 3:20 that day, Osment was charged with four criminal counts: Driving under the influence of alcohol, driving with a .08 blood alcohol level or higher, enhancement of driving with a .15 or higher, and possession of marijuana while driving. [1]
His trial is scheduled for September 19, 2006 and he could face up to six months in jail if convicted. [2]
You will recall Osmond from that 70's variety show, Haley Joel and Dawn.
Now, I'm no lawyer, but how can it be that driving with a BAC of .16 is two crimes? As to whether it should even be one crime, please refer to my previous posts about Ted Kennedy.
Sunday, July 30, 2006
On Tolo Gee
Coco is missing, and the time-honored tolo dance is being turned into a 
freak show. Coincidence?
Tolo is another name for the Sadie Hawkins dance. This is a tradition whereby, in a vast role-reversal, the women have control over who gets laid. At Mountlake Terrace High School, the tolo girls opted for everyone on the dance floor. According to news reports, they engaged in "freak dancing" which:
But dancing back to front really is something to see. I have witnessed Coco dancing back to front, (by himself of course), and I cannot begin to describe the look of shocked horror on the faces of all of the other dancers.
It leads one to ask, when does an activity cease being a dance and start being a chase/flee? Amor Fati, the love of faith, exemplifies Coco's ontology and the way he finds meaning in life through dance. But must it be such a dirty faith?
freak show. Coincidence?Tolo is another name for the Sadie Hawkins dance. This is a tradition whereby, in a vast role-reversal, the women have control over who gets laid. At Mountlake Terrace High School, the tolo girls opted for everyone on the dance floor. According to news reports, they engaged in "freak dancing" which:
This, of course, brought Coco immediately to mind. Let me say at the outset that I have never supported the right of young people to bend over, and I don't want my comments to be misconstrued to the contrary. If I had my way, all teenagers would be strapped to boards.involves bumping, grinding, dancing back to front, bending over and more.
But dancing back to front really is something to see. I have witnessed Coco dancing back to front, (by himself of course), and I cannot begin to describe the look of shocked horror on the faces of all of the other dancers.
It leads one to ask, when does an activity cease being a dance and start being a chase/flee? Amor Fati, the love of faith, exemplifies Coco's ontology and the way he finds meaning in life through dance. But must it be such a dirty faith?
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