Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Moraler Dilemma; formerly, TRI-lemma

As some of you may be aware, I have recently changed my abode from the slave quarters beneath the coliseum (behind the lion/tiger litter box, and under the elephant piss-pad--leakage was a constant issue), to a more respectable location. Unfortunately, the neighbor across the alley (a young, attractive--though totally insane--fitness buff) never closes the blinds on her cathedral windows, and never wears a stitch of clothing when she's home. Left, and right, bare boobs, baby chute in graphic view, everything. She stands in the window. On the other side of my place, is a young couple who also have no blinds and have sex regularly on their window sill. And she is stacked--no silicon, which is weird here. Behind me, my neighbor bangs his girlfriend (whom I have met several times) all day long--but, thankfully, she just moved to Atlanta. Sounds like paradise for a Quagmirian pervert such as myself? One might think so, but I haven't left my place for days, and work is starting to call me over and over again to wonder where I am. What do you think I should tell them?

8 comments:

onenotesolo said...

to the clown squad - rusty destination dilemma over!

Litzi said...
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onenotesolo said...

is anyone as concerned about coconogo as I am? where has he gone?

Doc Bok said...

not really that concerned

Doc Bok said...

too busy running from window to window to window to care about cocoa. Gotta go.

OneEar said...

Invitation accepted. Are we "shooting" for June 20?

onenotesolo said...

I believe so, although cocoanogogo is missingmissing and oneear bought a bar.