Friday, February 22, 2008

Who will rise against this momentum?







Doc Bok said...
What about beer and weiners? He's no Ron Paul. That's it; he's no Ron Paul.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
OneEar said...
Bundeskraut has no experience. Vote for change!







litzi said...
Hi Doc Bok,




I thought Cocoa-No-GoGo was designated to fill OneEar’s shoes when he steps down from his porcelain throne. There are others that WANT the position? Are you a contender?
Friday, February 22, 2008







Doc Bok said...
The preliminary tallies are not hopeful for me, Litzi, nor do I really feel able to take that un-coveted position within the Churck. I can't really drink at work, so I probably don't qualify. I am also discouraged from treating part-time employees as only semi-human. The poor outlook for me as a viable contender has only been reinforced by my own vote for someone else.
As far as Cocoa is concerned, I think his campaign has really been marred by a lot of hype, so were he to take over, the expectations for his performance would be excessive--even by his definitions. He would be highly likely to let us all down.
Again.
We've seen this over and over again in the last couple of decades when he has been in charge of various Rusty's. They have been some of the worst ever.
He also appears to be neck-in-neck at the moment with Bunderkraut. What can we say about Bunderkraut as a potential Churck Chancellor? Not much. Under "apathy" in the dictionary, you might see a picture of Bunderkraut, if only he cared enough to show up to the photo shoot. He does not.
I think the strategists would agree that one of the biggest problems with a potential Bunderkrautian Churck would be his complete failure to even read this Blog. Communication is key to any job, but old Bunder thinks if you just ignore that itchy crotch rash, it will eventually go away and not get on your Blackberry. Do we want someone with an itchy crotch ignoring our absolutely fabulous witticisms? Think about it.
Friday, February 22, 2008



litzi said...
Hi Doc Bok,


Cocoa impresses me as being rather shy and reclusive. This could be his blog persona (what little I’ve seen of it), when in reality he’s a painted-faced, pterydactyl-squawking Clown. The Churck needs a dynamic, “in your face” dictator/Chancellor, like OneEar has proven to be over the years. Would Cocoa be capable of riding herd on his minions with an iron fist and constantly reminding them of their lowly status?


If Bunderkraut takes over with a military coup, I hope he considers shortening his name. Does Bunderkraut have cooties as well? Perhaps you better reconsider running for Chancellor; at least the Churck will be will be free from sepsis, putrefaction and decay. You could run on the Antiseptic Platform. Cleanliness is next to Rustyness.
Friday, February 22, 2008
Dok Bok:
Litzi, as far as Cocoa's persona v. blog persona, I can tell you that he is from the same state as Senator Obama, who also seems a freightrain of unstoppable hype. He looks very similar to the included picture of Senator Obama when exiting the waters of Lake Michigan as tiny lollipop grasping Asian teen girls look on in disbelief. Though, in fairness, that picture also does a decent job representing OneEar in his standard loping gait when no water is present. I can also tell you that he (Cocoa) has attacked me physically more than once. There was ice, painful ice, blood and snow involved on at least one occasion. I can also assure you that he is prone to crankiness on occassion which results in surly remarks and behaviour at times. I think he can reign in his minions, but Beer and Wieners may just steal the day. The uncertainty is absolutely titillating. Really.

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litzi said...

Hi Doc Bok,
I’d like to compliment you on the fantastic blog you’ve created. It’s brilliant!! Your photos of Barack Obama and the F├╝hrer were an excellent touch. Hmm…I hadn’t pictured OneEar looking quite like Obama, but it’s evident that there’s only one ear, so I’ll trust your judgment. Does he always navigate in such a cumbersome manner?

Cocoa sounds rather aggressive. Perhaps given his tendency for sullen remarks and a waspish temperament, he’d be more suitable to reign over liver and onions than a Churck full of minions. At least he’s got cheap tastes, if he devours beer and wieners. He must have fantastic flatulence if he eats like that very often; I hope the Churck is well ventilated.

Have you considered adding Tom Cruise, Scientology’s leading cult figure, to your slate of candidates? I noticed that your name is first on the list for possible Commandant of The First Unichurck. If you need a Campaign Manager you might be able to pick up one of Hillary Clinton’s rejects.

This is certainly going to be an exciting election. Much more so than the National one we’re experiencing ad nauseam. When it’s time to vote, I can be bribed.

OneEar said...

It is self-evident why Dok Bok is unqualified to lead this fine institution.

OneEar said...

Anytime someone brings up the Hitler analog he/she/transgender loses my support. (I still click my boots, though).

litzi said...

Hi OneEar,
You’ve come along way...no more “Heils” with a raised arm.

Attila The Mom said...

When you guys start passing the bong around again, would you give me a call?

litzi said...

Hi Attila,
Here, have a hit…cough, cough.

I don’t know about OneEar and Doc Bok…they may be uptight about wacky tabacky.

OneEar said...

Dok Bok, why the fascination with Asian teenage girls grasping lollipops?

Mom, what do you have against the good-old-fashioned hookha?

Litzi, thanks, as always, for your support.