Tin or Aluminum

On the forthcoming Friday the 13th, Ms. Ear and I will be celebrating our 10th year of marital bliss.

I'm in need of a few good ideas for a gift, activity or something else which would make it clear to a person's friends that the person's husband is not the jack-ass he appears to be but is rather really very romantic and perhaps worth trying to have an affair with. Ms. Ear's suggestion for a theme, "Aren't you dead yet?" doesn't carry the right pizzazz for a milestone such as a decade of only having sex with one person.

Does anybody have any good 10th wedding anniversary suggestions? I think Ms. Ear has stopped reading this blog, but, just in case, use code-names.