Tuesday, April 14, 2020

The Official History of the Rusty Sessions

2020- Bumf^ck, NY

2019 - Reno, NV.  Convalescent/gambling Rusty.

2018 - Pound Ridge, NY.  Make Rusty Grate Again.

2017 - Ocean City, MD.  The Real Clowns of OC.

2016 -   New Milford, PA.  Endless Anti-Rusty.
 2016 - Boston, MA.  Markless Rusty.

2015 - Chicago, IL.  All-festivaled-out Rusty.

2014 - Pound Ridge, NY.  Portalet Rusty.

2013 - Thompson PA, right? 

2012 - Boulder, CO. Guilfoyle, Guilfoyle.

2011 - Philadelphia, PA.  Liberty Bell Rusty. DokBok gets a fan.

2010 - Boston, MA.  Boston Massacre Rusty.  Blood all over Boston.  Squad meets Steven Tyler, OneEar turns down offer to join Aerosmith.

2009 - Los Angeles, CA -  Dylan McKay Rusty starring DokBok's neighbors

2008 - Mount Vernon, Wisconsin. OneEar turns 40, DocBok closes the Yellow Bar forever. Amps don't work, fire won't light, Bundespanties leaves early.

2007- Baton Rouge/New Orleans

2006 -  Lake Zurich, IL Dogtrack Rusty

2005- Baton Rouge/New Orleans LA. Fais Do Do Rusty.

2004 - Rhode Island/Cape Cod.  You're gonna need a bigger boat Rusty.

2003 - Baton Rouge/New Orleans.  Cocoa loses his Camera.

2002 - Boston ($1500.00 Rusty)

2001 - Wisconsin?

2000 - Somewhere north of Chicago.

1999- Nags Head, North Carolina.  Sandy Rusty.

1998 - Mount Vernon, Wisconsin.  Break in the leg Rusty.

1997 - Williamsburg VA-Not-a-Rusty Rusty

1996-Different Cabin in Ohio

1995-Rusty Never Sleeps - Cabin in Ohio - featuring Jammin Johnny B, Bo-Bonna, Aislinn, and the Grosse Jacket.

1994-Mount Vernon, Wisconsin.  Break in the house Rusty.

1993- Arlington, VA.  Bear-den Rusty.

1992- Chicago, Illinois.  The First Official Authorized and Universally Recognized Rusty Session.

1991 - Chicago, Illinois. Pre-Planning meeting -20 year plan for Rusty Sessions developed, Articles of ConfettiRusty adopted.



6 comments:

Doc Bok said...

I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that you never took that job as The Wandering Improv Historian. But I am curious as to why you turned down the Aerosmith offer. Seems short-sighted.

Doc Bok said...

in 1998 I got in a fight with the bigger friend of the manslaughterer who wanted my jacket and Cocoa helped break my ankle and I had to take your cane to walk back to Virginia. That was in Verona.

OneEar said...

1998 - Ankle Break Rusty - check

litzi said...

HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all of you!

nash said...

Miss Litzi, where are you?

Alceste said...

New Milford and Thompson are both inaccurate. The correct location is North Jackson 18825