Friday, February 11, 2011

This Little Piggy

I've been trying to figure out how to capitalize on the fact that our fiscal irresponsibility is driving us directly and inevitably into bankruptcy. There must be a way to cash in on this, but, short of turning Chinese, I can't figure out what it is.

Munitions may be a wise investment. There is a decent chance that we'll need to shoot our way out of this mess.

However, because we have a "democracy," and because our enterprises are publicly owned, those that hold our debt also hold a decent amount of our equity and also own a decent number of our representatives.

So, what is the proper bet?

I've decided to look for the solution in the only logical place: I'm having my toes read.


Doc Bok said...

Sweet Jesus save us all. (a reference to the picture on the website, of course)
What kind of seizure do you think she'd have if confronted by Alceste's Grand Toe?

Anonymous said...

Chinese take-out...