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Thursday, February 17, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
This Little Piggy
I've been trying to figure out how to capitalize on the fact that our fiscal irresponsibility is driving us directly and inevitably into bankruptcy. There must be a way to cash in on this, but, short of turning Chinese, I can't figure out what it is.
Munitions may be a wise investment. There is a decent chance that we'll need to shoot our way out of this mess.
However, because we have a "democracy," and because our enterprises are publicly owned, those that hold our debt also hold a decent amount of our equity and also own a decent number of our representatives.
So, what is the proper bet?
I've decided to look for the solution in the only logical place: I'm having my toes read.
http://www.letsasklinda.com/Toe-Reading.html
Munitions may be a wise investment. There is a decent chance that we'll need to shoot our way out of this mess.
However, because we have a "democracy," and because our enterprises are publicly owned, those that hold our debt also hold a decent amount of our equity and also own a decent number of our representatives.
So, what is the proper bet?
I've decided to look for the solution in the only logical place: I'm having my toes read.
http://www.letsasklinda.com/Toe-Reading.html
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