Saturday, January 01, 2011

Another Year, Another Dollah



Here are my year end thoughts, in heretical order:

1) Why are there no simquaolas? Nobody has the initiative to invent them?
2) Have you ever noticed how perfectly the Christmas carol can be performed:
Fu uh uh uh uh
Uh Uh Uh
Kit.
3) Have you ever noticed that the guy who prefaces his question with "have you ever noticed that" doesn't really and truthfully want your answer?
4) Have you ever noticed that this is turning into a Seinfeld rant? Not that I'm in needed of gassing.
5) Have you ever noticed that we can never really escape the sins of our forefathers?
6) I suggest that we smelt the clouds (in order to extract and condense their silver).
7) My nieces are visiting, and I have now listened to the Justin Beaver album 4,648 times. Here is how his song(s) goes:
"Girl
I'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one timeI'm gonna tell ya one time
(Parenthetically, I think we should expend more resources on teaching mathematics including basic counting).
I'm gonna tell ya one time, You're the only one (although my counting skills are suspect) and I only want to be with the one ("one" in the scientific notation sense meaning that you are one of 10 or fewer, or lets just round to the nearest one hundred), and I say this to you baby, one more time, I'm gonna tell ya one time..."

1 comment:

Doc Bok said...

You know, that Justin Beaver guy got called a fag by an upstanding Canadian truth-sayer (Dudley DooRight was his name, I believe) in a Vancouver laser-tag establishment, and then the Beave took a bitch-slap at the Knook.

THEN, in a commendable media spin to save his reputation, the Beaver launched his "Stop a bully, slap like a girl" campaign, where his hissy fit and inappropriately violent reaction (because it really is hard to refute the Canadian conclusion) became justifiable because it was anti-bully.

I could learn a lot from that little queer. Or his squadron of anti-gentile lawyers and PR team.

You may now begin to count the number of politically incorrect statements I have made. You're welcome.