Monday, February 02, 2009

RE: Siren calling me to your cloaca - 28 (RI) - m4w

RE: Siren calling me to your cloaca - 28 (RI)
Date: 2009-01-31, 12:42AM EST

Uhm.... Can we have some initials??



I reached out to you, and I bared my soul. Now, I am done. I have no regrets, except that I regret that I ever mentioned Whole Foods. I don’t shop there, so get over it already.
Is that why you have rejected me? I know you are reading this. Time to crawl back into the slime. I can't grow a new heart like an amphibian grows a new appendage. I can't even grow a new appendage, I don't think, though I've never really tried. Just like you haven't tried. Have you?

OE

11 comments:

Doc Bok said...

Even with goat anuses photoshopped to my face, I don't look THAT much like the wizard Rasputin.

Doc Bok said...

The stink of rejection is upon you.

Though, you may be right. Perhaps the Whole Foods maiden didn't really try hard enough.

Litzi said...
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Doc Bok said...

Litzi,
Your picture sure changes a lot.

Litzi said...
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Doc Bok said...

well, it WAS snowing

Litzi said...
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Doc Bok said...

just virile

Doc Bok said...

Why the elementary-school-wall vomit-yellow color? What gives? Why don't you slap a cameltoe picture up there instead?

Litzi said...
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