It appears that another Rusty Session meeting of the infamous band, "The Clown Squad" is in the works, so I'm working on some new material. With the surprising popularity of the First Unichurck, perhaps we should have a religious theme. Coco, let me know if you have any suggested modifications before I work out the chord digression for this one.
Let's Put Out
Let's put the fun back in funeral
And the sun back in Sunday
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"
Let's put the X back in X-mas
And the "gee" back in Jesus
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"
I may be weird, but
I will not be fed an aphrodisiac
I will not to bed an insomniac
I will not be wed to a hypochondriac
And I won't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Let's put the duel back in dualism
And the money back in monism
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"
Let's put the nice back in Nicene
And the EQ back in ecumenical
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"
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14 comments:
Hi OneEar,
Do the lyrics for “Let’s Put Out” fit with Aretha Franklin’s R-E-S-P-E-C-T?? You’ve composed some catchy verses….
Hallelujah! Who’s Zoomin’ Who?
ML, I'm not sure what the tune will be yet. I'm waiting for Coco to mess with the lyrics before I try to craft the music around them.
I'm fairly sure it will have a syncopated beat that is difficult to categorize, follow, or listen to.
Hi OneEar,
Maybe it’d be better to just recite the words (like a poetry reading) and forget trying to craft music around them. These lyrics definitely stand on their own merit!
I'm tired of you telling me exactly what kind of respect to show. That's my decision, and mine alone. Motherf#*@er.
not ignoring you
just busy
Ah, Coco. I thought I could bait you out of hiding, being the master baiter that I am.
If you are busy, that means you have taken on too much work. Strategic incompetence will solve that problem.
And less oranges to cover your "busy" behavior.
fewer oranges
I have my performance review tomorrow so I have to cram a year's worth of work into a week.
"less" is a region in Dade County, Florida, where there are abundant orange groves. You need "less" oranges to help you cover the stale smell coming out of your pores during that performance review. Now, do you think you could exploit the awkward moment that would ensue if you showed up to the review wearing knee-pads? Think back to small groups.
Gak! Where's the Christmas music? LOL
How do you think The Incredible Hulk lost his credibility? Should I illustrate the similarity between him and the Grinch again this year?
Let's put the cure back in mercurochrome
and the sting back in our knees
Let's put the Big Macs back in styrofoam
and the macaroni back in cheese*
Let's put the sugar back in azucar
and the honey back in miel
Let's put the under back in wunderbar
and the post haste back in schnell
*alternate lines here:
put the macaroni back in peas
put the frozen back in peas
put snotty back in sneeze
put Cathy Bass back in tease
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