P. Daugel Boone, award winning author of the seminal guide "How To Give Yourself Awards For Your Writing" has just awarded oneear.blogspot.com with the prestigious award "Best Fantasy Website!"
Let us all take a moment to pat me on the back. It is an honor, well, deserved.
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4 comments:
Hi OneEar,
Congratulations for your recognition of achievement in the “Best Fantasy Website” category! Will you receive a trophy or a cash prize for this eminent distinction? A resounding pat on the back(side) to the Founding Father of The First Unichurck!
is your "pat on the 'back'" some sort of homosexual euphemism? I try to stay up on what all the kids are saying these days.
ML, You are welcome.
Buttoffskey, it is admirable how you keep your finger on the homosexual pulse, the one to the prostate gland.
Hi OneEar,
Do you think you’ll receive a Pulitzer Prize for “Best Fantasy Website”? That could lead to personal guest appearances on TV, a contract with Hollywood and/or Bollywood, and perhaps a one-on-one interview with de man at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Please don’t forget your grass roots when you become famous…
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