Rusty Never Sleeps is the only official site of The First Unification Church of Knowledge and its house band, the Clown Squad. The First Unichurk anxiously awaits the apocalypse (The Rupture) but is NOT a cult. It is, however, affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America. --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
Wednesday, May 28, 2014
ARE YOU READY TO RUUUUUUUUSTY?!?
you bathe yourself in a pool full of drool
He's our man
If he can't record it,