Speaking of pregnant ladies, look how the Canadians are cheating this time:
One of their curlers is actually two of their curlers.
This is just the latest in Canada's $8-million Own the Podium project which was "hush-hush" until a month ago.
Apparently, those wily Canadians have been using laser guidance, an extra-special composite material, and other space age technologies in their effort to capture medals at the Olympics. Now, they're even using procreation.
"A speed skating sling-shot, curling sweeping technology, and a para-alpine sit-ski with extra stability are among the other developments that emerged from the Top Secret plan."
This doesn't sound very Canadian to me. This is the kind of cheating one might expect from the Al-Qaida olympic team, but I never thought we'd have to worry about this from the hosers.