Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Benefits of Red Wine

Not only is red wine "heart healthy" but I have discovered that if you have a glass (extra large) right before bed, good things happen to you while you sleep. Last night, sometime between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m., I was appointed as the new United States Secretary of the Treasury. This morning I am a little nervous about my senate confirmation, but I am sure everything will work out. Expect big changes soon.

Other than that, plenty is happening with me. Expect future posts soon.

I have been meditating on the following Einstein quote for the last several months. Shall you meditate with me?

For the most part we humans live with the false impression of security and a feeling of being at home in a seemingly trustworthy physical and human environment. But when the expected course of everyday life is interrupted, we are like shipwrecked people on a miserable plank in the open sea, having forgotten where they came from and not knowing whither they are drifting. But once we fully accept this, life becomes easier and there is no longer any disappointment.


Doc Bok said...

It's funny you mention that. Not having read your post because Bunderkraut had poisoned the well and I rarely visit here anymore, I actually had a glass of red wine Tuesday night. It was good, so, not wanting to waste the bottle, I drank the rest of it. In the name of frugality. I am not really seasoned enough to belt one whole one out myself, but at least I had the lights on this time. In France, things were different. A bottle of wine was like a bottle of beer. I am still patiently awaiting my government post notification. I'm thinking maybe surgeon general.

OneEar said...

So what is going on?

Doc Bok said...

still waiting