The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
Look what I found--ON THE INTERNET!!!
Seems like someone really likes our music, or religion, or is making a play at a hostile takeover.
To Arms, Clowns! To Arms!