The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Saturday, April 17, 2010
well?
can you spot your hero and mine?
rusty, rusty
four-legged fool
you bathe yourself
in a pool-full
of drool
rusty, rusty
he's our man
if he can't do it
nobody can
Kenny Bloom
with his head in the womb
he beats it with a broom
as he's dancing on his tomb for
RUSTY
RUSTY
Sydney, Sydney
where are you?
We got somethin'
we'd like you to do for
RUSTY
RUSTY
Bean-pole Mike,
well, he's no dike
he knows how to play
what we like for
RUSTY
RUSTY
Jim Graham
with a sandwich
made of Spam
He knows just how to lay
that jam for
RUSTY
RUSTY
Colin Clark
He taught Mark to park
But he doesn't light a Spark
when he's smokin' in the dark
with
RUSTY
RUSTY
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