Everybody seems to be publishing lists of the most annoying songs.
So, without further adieu, here are the top 10 most annoying Clown Squad songs.
10. Where has he gone? This is the Clown Squad's Macarena.
9. Happy Bigamy Where is Hanson when you need her?
8. Funky Monkey Crap Rap Please let the dogs out - poo - poo poo.
7. Penny For Your Thoughts Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs.
6. 1-900 Baby My Hump, but long-distance.
5. Whiskey Infused Train Wreck This should have been the theme for the Titanic.
4. Two Steppin Surgin It's funny because it's true.
3. Life is Like a Sausage Ricky Martin couldn't have done it any worse.
2. Her Nookie's a Leaker Snoop there it is.
And the number one most annoying Clown Squad song - eggroll please.............
1. The Grumpy Sergeant. You're Beautiful.
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7 comments:
Hi One Ear,
Your choice for the Top 10 Annoying Clown Squad Songs are excellent, even to someone who’s musically impaired. Do you think you could switch number two, “Her Nookie’s a Leaker” to number one? There’s something about that title….
Another suggestion for your list might be “Toxic Shock Syndrome” by Britney Ass-paragus Spears….
Your drawing of the sheep is very good, although it looks a bit concerned about that pickle that’s dangerously close to its rear end.
ML,
Actually, Coco wrote the song "Her Wookie's a Leaker." This was his crude, primitive attempt at humor because he sometimes refers to me as "the Wookie."
I cleverly adapted the song to be "Her Nookie's a Leaker" because it seemed so much more poetic (and less of a personal attack on yours truly).
The pickle behind Rusty need not necessarily imply that he will be sodomized. He might be the sodomer rather than the sodomee. Please see, "Life is Like a Sausage" referenced infra.
What's with your sudden beef against personal attacks?
Hi OneEar,
Coco is to be commended for selecting such a unique title for a song, but I think it was perspicacious of you to revise it, so as not to cast aspersions on your reputation.
“Life is Like a Sausage” is beautiful, especially the analogy of a pickle being like sex; bumpy, green and juicy, fuzzy with a sticky glaze. I’ll try to remember that the next time I’m rummaging through the Vlasic pickles in the market. Is that a picture of you holding the adorable dog? The song is comical on one level, but quite melancholy when you read between the lines.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
How’ve you been?
Litzi,
Miserable. I'm glad you asked.
Hi Loud But Off Key,
Miserable? Have you been peaking into too many people and attempting to change too many things recently? Or is the California air getting to you? Sometimes I think people forget that we Mexifornians need solace, just like everyone else in the universe.
ML, No that picture is not me. That is the Grumpy Sarge preparing to fornicate with Bunderwear's dog (you know, the one he asked you to dispose of some time back).
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