Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Happy Holidays - A Retrospective


LBok's threat to re-post his careful comparison of The Grinch to The Hulk (Note: They share the first name "The") got me to thinking. The holidays are indeed a time to reflect upon bygone days. Contrary to popular opinion, one should not "let bygones be bygones." Rather, embrace bygones. "Let bygones be buypresents." And so we recall some of the warm memories of past FU postings which provided warm buying opportunities.
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We all fondly remember
Coco's famous post heralding the return of Christmas which spawned the concept of the Munitions Day Carp. The Carp, of course, was later memorialized in the famous poem/song Old Saint Carp is In Da House. The Rupture Carp is now virtually synonymous with Munitions Day in the public mind's eye.

The previous year, the FU celebrated the holidays by, well, I guess we didn't celebrate, really, because we were in the midst of the end of the universe. Those were scary times, but I am glad that we were there for you. And before that, we had the entirety of nothingness.

It certainly is a rich historical tapestry when viewed from today's perspective. One never could have imagined just how much the First Unichurck would grow from those humble beginnings. And the universe is still here, so that is probably for the better. Just to be safe, remember to buy.




Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Lets Put Out

It appears that another Rusty Session meeting of the infamous band, "The Clown Squad" is in the works, so I'm working on some new material. With the surprising popularity of the First Unichurck, perhaps we should have a religious theme. Coco, let me know if you have any suggested modifications before I work out the chord digression for this one.

Let's Put Out

Let's put the fun back in funeral
And the sun back in Sunday
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"

Let's put the X back in X-mas
And the "gee" back in Jesus
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"

I may be weird, but
I will not be fed an aphrodisiac
I will not to bed an insomniac
I will not be wed to a hypochondriac
And I won't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Let's put the duel back in dualism

And the money back in monism
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"

Let's put the nice back in Nicene
And the EQ back in ecumenical
And the God back in "God-dammit
Show some mother-fucking respect!"