"Why are we running from this fight? Nothing good comes of those who wait. Let's assemble our team and see where this leads.
If prospective disciples could indicate any special Rupture competition skills they possess, this may speed up the membership paperwork. (Also, please indicate planned dish for passing)."
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Do you suppose this will be similar to a cheerleading competition? I'll contact Ms. Pineapple.
As for the "team," there really are only two participants that you can be sure of - you and what is not you - the Self and the NotSelf.
Now, I'll be in charge of the NotSelf and you can be in charge of the Self.
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Which reminds me, how is the AbuGogo character set coming along?
I am somewhat concerned about the leaker. Mookie seems to be taken, Chookie, Jewkie, Gookie, and Blookie are all racially sensitive and unlikely to be stocked at ToysRUs. Wookie runs afoul of don Spielberg.
Then, after several hours of concentrated thought, it came to me - Nookie! He could be a Canadian, an Intuit, or a space alien from Ork. Nookie the Leaker will be large, wet and hairy with a somewhat funky odor.
Nookie the Leaker, sidekick of Abu Smello, Abu Epal, Abu Pupu and, of course, Coco Nogogo, comes complete with a half empty case of Bock beer, Swisher Sweets, wiring pliers. Accessories include the '76 Polluter RV and the inflatable pool.
Nookie the Leaker
How about the Nookie-doodle? It is half nookie and half poodle and it does not shed.
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