Thursday, February 02, 2006

Bush Declares War on Goat-boys, Pig People


In his state of the union address tonight, President Bush declared open season on our own beloved goat-boy and the pig people project overseen by Captain Allen.

  • "A hopeful society has institutions of science and medicine that do not cut ethical corners, and that recognize the matchless value of every life. Tonight I ask you to pass legislation to prohibit the most egregious abuses of medical research — human cloning in all its forms ... creating or implanting embryos for experiments ... creating human-animal hybrids ... and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos. Human life is a gift from our Creator — and that gift should never be discarded, devalued, or put up for sale."

Obviously, the President faces a stiff uphill battle in Congress. He will face off against the powerful cross-breeders lobby and other dominant chimera-related special interests. It appears that the President is truly out of touch with the general will of the Amercian people on this one.

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