I have decided to resume my practice as an inventor. All I need is one or two good ideas.
Does anyone have any good ideas for things that need to be invented?
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A PORTABLE gizmo to prevent the CIA from intercepting my thoughts. I have a home unit, and every time I go out to have my Thorazine refilled I have to untangle the 400-mile-long extension cord when I get back. Please help because I'm REALLY getting mad . . .
I use a colander wrapped in aluminum foil and lightly coated with salmon oil.
It doesn't block the thoughts, but it scrambles them so that the CIA (and others) can't decipher them.
The colander trick only does a partail job of scrambling.
Similar to when you watch a scrambled version of cinemax late nite tv and you are able to make out just enough of a breast or ass, the CIA can get enough of your thoughts in order to achieve orgasm.
Be careful!
with the aging population, how about vanity plates for hospital gurneys?
Do you think the US Government would buy an artillery round that delivers cigarettes to kill the enemy with a long, painful and expensive death.
Have you factored in the friendly fire factor (FFF)? We'll all be better off if you mail the butts instead.
could you figure out a modification for the beer bong that would allow you to use it when driving?
No, but if you light your car afire and then kick a policeman in the testicles, you will achieve the same end result.
Random thesis generator.
CIA sperm stain remover?
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