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Hi OneEar, “The World’s #1 Sheep Sex and Dating Personals Site” looks like one of Al Gore’s brainstorming ideas. I guess he’s had a lot of time on his hands since he lost his VP job. Have you applied yet for your very own personal sheep? Apparently, it’s possible to get a ewe like bald Britney; sheared on both ends and not to heavy in the brain department.
I wouldn’t have believed something this bizarre existed if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes.
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Hi OneEar,
“The World’s #1 Sheep Sex and Dating Personals Site” looks like one of Al Gore’s brainstorming ideas. I guess he’s had a lot of time on his hands since he lost his VP job. Have you applied yet for your very own personal sheep? Apparently, it’s possible to get a ewe like bald Britney; sheared on both ends and not to heavy in the brain department.
I wouldn’t have believed something this bizarre existed if I hadn’t seen it with my own two eyes.
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