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did you accuse us of having small weiners? Is that what all that goobeldygook meant?
Hi Loud But Off Key,
OMG, of course I didn’t…if this comment was directed to me and my two deletions. I’d never attack anyone’s physical attributes, or lack thereof. Removing the inane remarks was no reflection upon you three.
Miss Litzi, don't fret none. My comment was directed at my genital-or-mammmary-insulting (it's hard to tell which) friend, OneEar. It was the "social value for largeness" that started this "ball" rolling...
Hi Loud But Off Key,
“Don’t fret none”??? That’s a rather strange thing for you to say! Have you relocated to the Ozarks since we last chatted?
Social value for largeness could get anyone’s balls rolling, I assume.
Listen you ninnies, I was merely distinguishing between those body parts which are esteemed for their grandiosity (breasts, eyes, penises, balls, fingernails, lips, biceps, hips, brains, livers, asses) versus those body parts for which slightness is a socially recognized virtue (asses, hips, waists, feet, vaginal cavities, fingers (for proctologists), fists (for fisters), chins, and noses.
This distinction was very important for the point I was making.
Hi OneEar,
And the point you were making was what? Somewhere amid the asses, breasts, penises, balls, brains, livers, etc. whatever it was you saying never became clear to us “ninnies”.
Good ol' vaginal cavities. They'll never let you down.
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