Rusty Never Sleeps - the Official Site of the First Unichurck at oneear.blogspot.com is now the #1 search result on Google for the query "ron paul autofellatio." Now the herd shall come home to roost. (For some reason, we don't show up for the search "LBok autopederasty").
Once again, the FU is on the bleeding edge of US Presidential politics. Congratulations all the way around. Interestingly, I note that the folks at the Mapleleafweb.com site also have drawn the connection between Presidential candidate Ron Paul and the hedgehog. I fear the Canadians are trying to scoop us. Come on real Americans.
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Showing posts with label greatest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label greatest. Show all posts
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Monday, November 13, 2006
Time to Turn It On
Well, you guys have managed to lose the title of Greatest Blog in America. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
Now, let's get back up on that horse and ride (and I'm not speaking about bestiality this time). The race is not always to the swift, but it sure as hell helps. When the groin gets tough, the tough get groin. Remember, even the greatest oak was once a nut. Stop signs are only the law when a policeman is watching. Success is failure when you change the definitions. The horn is a tool.
Now, let's get back up on that horse and ride (and I'm not speaking about bestiality this time). The race is not always to the swift, but it sure as hell helps. When the groin gets tough, the tough get groin. Remember, even the greatest oak was once a nut. Stop signs are only the law when a policeman is watching. Success is failure when you change the definitions. The horn is a tool.
Monday, October 02, 2006
Accolades Accumulate
Rusty Never Sleeps - Official Site of the First Unichurck is now, officially, "Truly the greatest blog in America." Thank you, Crash Test Comic, for confirming our supremacy and for thereby validating our outreach in the fellowship of Rusty.
I haven't witnessed this kind of support since my award-winning first book, How to Give Yourself Awards for Your Writing, received its unprecedented number of awards.
However, I am concerned with the caveat "greatest blog in America." Is there some foreign blog of which I am not aware?
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