Well, you guys have managed to lose the title of Greatest Blog in America. I hope you're proud of yourselves.
Now, let's get back up on that horse and ride (and I'm not speaking about bestiality this time). The race is not always to the swift, but it sure as hell helps. When the groin gets tough, the tough get groin. Remember, even the greatest oak was once a nut. Stop signs are only the law when a policeman is watching. Success is failure when you change the definitions. The horn is a tool.
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Message received; however, look at the dates. I think Rusty took over from MouthExplosion.
Oh, my bad. Emergency averted, back to your duties.
Hi OneEar,
Does this have something to do with the age old question “if a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear it, does that mean it doesn’t make a sound”?
Who is it that managed to lose the title of “Greatest Blog in America”? I seriously doubt that anyone who forfeited this prestigious title would be proud of themselves.
Dearest Miss Litzi;
Don't worry your pretty little head about it. Coco is correct that MouthExplosion was the previous greatest blog in America, but Rusty is the reigning champ.
OneEar, I've had it with your faux "emergencies". Put the bottle down, for God's sake. If I had a willing, attractive female partner for everytime you got us all up in arms for nothing. That would be great.
LBok - Why did you feel compelled to stipulate "female" when describing your fantastical willing, attractive partner(s)? Interesting.
But, back to your question, if you did have such a gaggle of concubines, would you ever have the time to respond to my emergencies?
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