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Hey LBok. Go visit Sven's site. Don't you have that same 12 string?
Rusty works in mysterious ways ("mysterious" in a non-creepy way).
You could start a war in Iraq.
Mine's an Ovation. I've also got a Carlos Robelli, which I got for free. The sound is surprizingly not that bad, and at times I prefer it to the Ovation because the back is square instead of round. Much like squirmy little girls, I can't keep the damn round-back on my lap as I play--it keeps sliding off just as I get to the good part.
Hi OneEar,
With $400 billion, we could insure that every citizen of the United States has proper housing, adequate clothing and nutritional food every day. If there’s any money left over, I’d love a Rolex.
These are all good suggestions except LBok's idea to purchase some little girls. I'm not going down that road again.
However, I came up with an even better idea. Why don't we give it to ExxonMobil?
Yikes. I'd like to punch a hole in that theory, but, as you've told me for years, I'm not very smart.
LBok- Did you click the link in the heading? I thought you, in particular, would enjoy that.
Hi One Ear,
Any word yet on if I'll be receiving a Rolex in the near future?
Is Rolex some antacid/laxative combination? If so, the holidays are the perfect time for a Rolex.
I'll probably be having a Tumamucil after my deep fried snickers.
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