The only official site of The First Unification Church of Kooking (fka the First Unification Church of Knowledge)(aka 1st Unichurck) and its house band, the Clown Squad (Affiliated with the community service organization The Underminers' Society of America). --THIS BLOG IS FOR RELIGIOUS, SCIENTIFIC AND EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY--(Not tested on animals)
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Hi OneEar,
Perhaps if the First Unichurck had endorsed you for Second District Sewerage District Commissioner, you might not have felt it necessary to withdraw your candidacy. However, now you can concentrate your superior mental prowess on rewriting the Churck’s doctrine to include all walks of life into the fold. As a side benefit, it might help build up the coffers.
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