Sounds about right, I thought. But let's check on the critic's credentials.
Kerr Cuhulain the author of this article, is known to the mundane world as Detective Constable Charles Ennis. Ennis, a former child abuse investigator, is the author of several articles on child abuse investigation that appeared in Law & Order Magazine. Better known to the Pagan community by his Wiccan name, Kerr Cuhulain, Ennis was the first Wiccan police officer to go public about his beliefs 28 years ago. Kerr is now the Preceptor General of Officers of Avalon.Right.
The aforementioned critique of ExposingSatan.org is contained on the site The Witches Voice which claims to be the place for neo-pagan news and networking on the net since 1997. I see. The first story I read from that site provides the details of a traditional event in Devon, England where flaming barrels of burning tar are carried on people's backs for some religious reason that is not altogether clear. This year, this resulted in only 36 people being treated for burns.
I'm thinking about closing the First Unichurck. It seems kind of superfluous given, you know, reality.
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Did anyone notice that the name "Kerr Cuhulain" reminds me of "KURT COBAIN"?!?
This is getting really creepy now.
Look, you can't close the Churck without at least one good v. evil massive fight of total destruction. "A Lamb's Battle at Armageddon" could be the title. Or, in your case, "A Lamb's Battle at the Crossroads in Verona"
Armageddon was just a crossroads along a popular trade route, anyways. Where else would you have a fight? Or, if you were a prophetizing oracle, where would your prediction be most logical and sexy to gain you a following and legitimize your prophecies?
Where you live is not a popular trade route. Unless we want to redefine "popular".
I kind of like "Shiny Two Ears". Perhaps he and I will start our own cute little blog, now that you've run out of ideas, smarty-pants.
Yes, that's what you smell, alright: the stink of secession.
And maybe Shiny TwoEars and I shall have drinks with the man so full of ideas he can dedicate pages on the internet to exposing Satan.
LONG LIVE SHINY TWO-EARS!!
Hi OneEar,
Please don’t disband the First Unichurck; I’ve finally figured out how to electrify the pews and am anxious to see how your parishioners respond. “Hallelujah! I haven’t had this sensation in years.”
Remember the adage “quitters never prosper”.
don't fry the parishners. Rule #1
Hi Doc Bok.
You removed your rather raunchy comment, so I removed mine. OneEar’s probably wondering if his blog is turning into a porn site, or he’s chalking it up to California crazy.
The First Unichurck doesn’t have enough parishioners to take any chances on frying them.
Litzi, don't worry. What's one man's raunchy is another man's lewd and obscene. I took out my post because I didn't want anyone to challenge my gentlemanly qualities. I am already challenged enough as it is.
Hi Doc Bok,
Nein…I seriously doubt anyone’s going to challenge your “gentlemanly qualities” because of an off-color remark. I initiated the whole thing with my Hallelujah choir remark. Actually, I removed my comment because it no longer made any sense after yours was gone. OneEar must be getting a charge out of this.
I'm glad to hear that y'all were responsible for the censorship. I thought it might have been Carnivore.
Hi OneEar,
Are ya’ll referring to the system implemented by the Federal Bureau of Investigation that’s analogous to wiretapping, except in this case, e-mail and other communications are being tapped instead of telephone conversations? The customizable packet sniffer that can monitor all of the target user’s Internet traffic? A form of policeware? If Wikipedia is to be believed, as of the middle of January 2005, the FBI has reported that it essentially abandoned the use of Carnivore in 2001, in favor of commercially available software.
Doc Bok and I were merely having a friendly dialogue that turned a bit lascivious. We thoughtfully deleted our ribald comments, to spare you any embarrassment or undue harassment by your local posse.
Would you like a job as a “packet sniffer”???
Litzi, I think we should follow up on the upstanding thing I deleted. What say you?
Hi Doc Bok,
It’s Saturday night, you’re in Southern California, and you’re home with your computer? What gives?
OneEar is convinced that the FBI is “packet sniffing” his blog. He might decide to sh*t can any follow-up conversations about the upstanding thing you deleted, for fear of undergoing a Spanish Inquisition regarding his colleagues. Then again, it might be just what The First Unichurck needs to attract new victims (oops! parishioners).
You are aware I’m older than dirt…
Hey! Are you two using the FU to hook up? You are turning my temple into a den of thieves, only the thieves are people having sex, the den is a webblog, and the temple is an idea. Other than that, please provide lurid details.
oh, go make your own fun. Busy body.
Hi OneEar,
It never crossed my mind that Doc Bok and I were using your First Unichurck to “hook-up”. However, if in the future there are any lurid details, you’ll be the first to know about them. That ought to cause consternation among your parishioners. Perhaps that would be the time to crank up the voltage on the pews…Hallelujah!
An April/December liaison??
I love the word "liason". It is so suggestive, except when used by the French, and it sounds like "lazy", a word more apropos when referring to the French. Just like 'apropos'.
Hi Doc Bok,
Liaison sounds sooo much more cultured than “a quickie” or some other graphically lewd term. French Fries no doubt use wanton words when discussing a ménage a trois or mistresses. I had a French professor whose best friend was Jack Daniel’s and was a real lecher. Interesting man…
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