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Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Foiled
I've got it.
The foil could be a pedophiliac roller derby player.
He will be surrounded by demonic children courtesy of the Krypt Kiddies/.
if that face on the foil is meant to be mine, or if it is in fact mine cutted and pasted there, it is hardly recognizable as such. You can surely do better than that!
Well, that face was Internet John Doe #4, a pedophile from America's Most Wanted. I never was certain whether it also was yours. However, I see that he was captured, John Doe #4 captured. Since you remain at large, perhaps you are a different John Doe.
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if that face on the foil is meant to be mine, or if it is in fact mine cutted and pasted there, it is hardly recognizable as such. You can surely do better than that!
Well, that face was Internet John Doe #4, a pedophile from America's Most Wanted. I never was certain whether it also was yours.
However, I see that he was captured, John Doe #4 captured. Since you remain at large, perhaps you are a different John Doe.
How do you know I am at large?
Hi OneEar,
I hope I’m not treading on anyone’s feelings, but that kid that’s donning clown paint looks like an extra for one of the “Chuckie” flicks.
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