Rather than seeking support from the general masses (the least common denominator), we have decided, in our ongoing efforts to influence the US presidential election (coming soon to a computer near you), to employ a sharply targeted strategy. It is like hunting with a rifle rather than a shotgun, only with a needle.
Announcing!! Autopederasts for Ron Paul !!!
Are you an autopederast who is undecided about which candidate he/she/transgender should support? Why not vote for Ron Paul. Granted, he may not be capable of successful autopederasty. Even his efforts at autofellatio failed. But still, you have to give him an "A" for auto. Besides, who else are you going to vote for - the woman? the black guy? the adulterer? the lazy actor? the cute guy? the old POW? the dwarf? I didn't think so.
Ron Paul - He won't screw you if you can screw yourself.
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