By any other name would smell as sweet.
Last night, a woman told me that she is able to sit with her legs in a certain cross-legged fashion and to thereby masturbate by bouncing one leg. Needless to say, I've spent the better part of this morning adjusting my seating position, but no such luck.
Has anyone had any luck with this concept?
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I'm sorry I have never seen that movie (I guess) that you were talking about. Why?
She also told me that women have better peripheral vision and therefore are better able to check people out without jerking their heads around like we boys do. I think that is what she said anyway, but I was pretty busy staring at her bosom.
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