Well, I've never been one to segregate churck from state, and I've got as many opinions oozing down my inner thighs as the next person, so let's get down with some political banter. Here are my predictions for the coming year:
- Tommy Thompson and Fred Thompson join forces as "The Thomspon Twins" - a mid-1980's new wave trio.
- John McCain tea-bags Ron Paul in an alley after an anti-pro-in-migration rally protest.
- Bill Frist diagnoses Adolph Giuliani with an accessory spleen.
- Hilary Rodham Clinton gets the Dirty Sanchez from Joe Biden who later admits that he stole the idea from Screech from TV's "Saved by the Bell."
- Barak Obama admits to using marijuana and cocaine, but the brother still can't get the black vote until he pimps his Volvo.
- Mitt Romney's insistence on detailing how "hot" his then girl-friend was at age 15 creeps out all but the most devout Mormons.
- Newt Gingrich's campaign is doomed when he pulls back his mask to reveal that he is, in truth, Newt Gingrich.
- The amount John Edwards paid for a hair-cut in LA is dwarfed by the amount he paid to blow a donkey in Juarez.
5 comments:
When reviewing your manuscripts, I always forget: when you refer to someone "tea-bagging" someone else, which one gives and which one is the deserving recipient?
now that I think of it, "gives" and "recipient" (deserving or not) are both ambiguous terms as well. So, to clarify: whose scrotum goes in whose mouth when someone "teabags" (used, in this case, as a verb, rather than the plural form of the noun which refers to a bag containing tea)someone else? Cocoa, you edit--how about a little help?
When is the next Rusty?
Yes, all of this talk about teabagging has got me thinking about Rusty as well.
Let's see. I think Coco's wife should have popped by now. When is yours due?
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