I am seeking Senate confirmation of me as Whisky Czar. For those of you not in the know, perhaps a couple of definitions would be helpful.
"Czar"= a supreme autocratic ruler, such as an emperor or king; a male monarch, especially one of the emperors who ruled Russia until the 1917 revolution.
"Whisky" = a liquor distilled from fermented mash of grain (as rye, corn, or barley) used medicinally as a sedative and vasodilator.
I expect my duties as Whisky Czar to include drinking whisky and czar-ing around.
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Drank a little whiskey last night, as a matter of fact.
Where can I vote for czar?
Do any czar-ing around?
So far, none of the members of the US Senate has objected to my appointment, so I figure I've got the job. Thanks anyway for your support.
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