Old Order Amish and FU Team Up on Gay Sheep Problem

Elders from Old Order Amish communities and the First Unichurck have been holding a series of high level summits to address the growing problem of gay sheep. OneEar, on FU's behalf, reports that the meetings have been very enjoyable.

"This matter came to my attention after a gentleman from Minnesota alerted me to the fact that, as far as 20% of the rams are concerned, rams are just as nice to screw as ewes. This got me to thinking. Apparently the Amish had been thinking the same thing, and so we hit it off. And they've got the sheep."

One unintended consequence of this unlikely union is that many of the younger Amish, known as Reformed Neo-Old Order Amish, have been exposed for the first time to "modern" FU traditions. Nezkariah, a 20 something ReNOA follower who now goes by the moniker Nee-Z, explained some of the FU attraction. "In my humble opinion, the most appealing attributes of their belief system include f^cking some hos and bling bling." Nee-Z further expounded, "rumspringa my ass, I gots ta get bizzy! And I don't roll in no buggy neither. F^ck that shizzle"

OneEar believes that it may be premature to slaughter and eat all of the gay sheep. "The elders and I agree that there is some serious leg-work to be done on this issue, and it may be years before we really know the answer. Can we really say that all rams are equally enjoyable to service as all ewes? Not yet we can't. Now, could somebody please get Nezkariah out of my porn collection?"