After a couple of weeks of pure evil and intimidation, dark whispers and booming deep voices, I decided to take the BatMobile to the desert.
It is there that the BatMobile and I have come to a new understanding and level of mutual tolerance.
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What do I mean "mutual understanding"?
Thanks for asking; that's a really good question to lead off with.
We have mutually agreed that the BatMobile will not use words like "pussy" "gay-boy" "queer-bait" and "cupcake" when referring to me and my style of driving. We are still working on some of the other, more subtle, techniques of emasculation the BatMobile has been employing with me.
We have also made great strides with the whole physical intimidation part, too, now that you mention it.
It's nice of your BatMobile to be tolerant of your gayness. Now only if it can stop those booming voices from speaking!
Where is your Zima picture?
I'm glad you're finally making some friends.
who says money can't buy you love? The Beatles? Pff. I've got a new outlook on life. Thank you, Los Angeles, thank you.
Anonymous, you're such a chicken. A kimchi-eating chicken, if I'm not mistaken.
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