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Thursday, December 04, 2008
For Shame, For Shame
It has often been attested that idol blog editors are gateway enablers for shameless self-promotion. What do you think?
DBok, could the guys in the shop program your robot to make court appearances? It would be amazingly easy. The robot just needs to object to every third question. A random latin phrase generator should be incorporated.
DBok, I am in need of some matching furniture. Please send me $5000 and then I will send you $5001 to buy me some matching furniture. You can keep all of the prophets.
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Very few people have ever beaten me at blogging.
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of the Force?
DBok, could the guys in the shop program your robot to make court appearances? It would be amazingly easy. The robot just needs to object to every third question. A random latin phrase generator should be incorporated.
Alf, you remind me of someone.
One, the robot wants to know if he has to wear a tie to court. Evidently that's a sticking point, mostly because it doesn't have a neck.
Hello Alfa; I was thinking of someone else.
DBok, I am in need of some matching furniture. Please send me $5000 and then I will send you $5001 to buy me some matching furniture. You can keep all of the prophets.
One, as we have well-established already, you are the only Prophet.
And, I've the very angry mother of a fifteen-year-old pumpkin who wants some of your blood for a DNA test.
Let me know how that works out. The mother has a cousin who needs some legal advice. I told them that there is no one more prophetic than you.
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