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I have a dream of a time when bigotry is erased such that we can finally elect a manic/depressive atheist who occasionally has sexual intercourse with sheep.
Amen, brother, amen.
Wait...is Obama all those things, too? I thought he was just black.
Wait...are you trying to have sex with the President, occasionally?
are you trying to be like Hillary?
Believe it or not, I still have not received a refund from the dark-complexioned gentlemen who beat me senseless and relieved me of my wallet a year ago. Perhaps they are waiting until they file their income tax returns.
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