Dear Rusty,
I am peeing in my pants. Who will win the election tomorrow?
Your Pal,
"A Concerned Reader"
(p.s., please give me no advice on genital self- or other- mutilation. I don't want to read anything else on that topic, even if God DID say to do it. According to the Infallible Bible)
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Pursuant to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, there really is no choice in either case. It is the same cloud of subatomic particles in either event. No need to worry.
I was gonna say that, too.
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