1He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not
enter into the congregation of the LORD.
Discuss.
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I KNEW there must be eternal sex in Heaven--I just KNEW it. Sex and Heaven are almost almost always synonymous. Except when I get the mace in my eyes.
I'm glad you posted this helpful tip; I was just about to drop the hatchet.
Why are religious people always telling us what to do?
"Don't cut off your own nuts" is a perfect example of this.
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