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Hi Doc Bok,
Are the “as-yet unidentified villains” OneEar, Cocoa (or Bunderkraut) and you by any chance?
close, but no tomato
Is one of these distinguished gentlemen “Bigfoot-Alceste”?
mmmmm....perhaps
Hi Doc Bok,
From left to right: Alceste, OneEar and you?
I would never be in a photo with such scoundrels.
Hi Doc Bok,
LOL! Is this “twenty guesses” (or “questions”)? You’re not making this easy. Again, from left to right: Alceste, OneEar and Cocoa? The distinguished gentleman on the right looks like a nouveau Californian, which is why I thought it was you.
Litzi, you are very accurate when you say the "distinguished" gentleman on the right looks like a nouveau Californian; we have questioned his sexual preferences for years. If I had to pick one of us most like a Californian, it would definitely be him. Alas and alack, he is not from there. But I'm sure he wishes he was.
Poor Cocoa; such libelous remarks being thrown, inaccurately, toward him.
Hi Doc Bok,
My apologies to Cocoa for any indignities he might have suffered from our comments. I did some research and discovered the same picture of The Clown Squad was posted on Friday, November 11, 2005. The mumbo-gumbo that accompanied the photo was rather difficult to decipher, but another name caught my eye. Once again, from left to right: Alceste, OneEar and Colyp?
Do people really wish they lived here in Mexifornia with the real estate market crashing, exorbitant fuel prices and the constant fear of “The Big One” happening at any minute? But it’s no worse than the tornados hitting the Midwest…
Litzi, you're forgetting about Baron von Unterwäsche.
Mr. "I'm so smart because I didn't have an alcohol-induced blackout and I actually remember some of what happened," perhaps you can help me with a minor detail. Ms. Ear asked about the blood stains on the dining room rug and the broken window. Any hints?
Hi OneEar,
Is it Bratwurstundsauerkraut?
I assume you are referring to me, despite my very long nap on Day 2. The answer to your question is two-part: Window--Alceste, spades reaction. Blood--OneEar, leg-scrape on anticoagulation.
This is getting corn-fusing.
This year's will go down in history as "the Coumadin Rusty" and may be our most hemostatic ever.
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