Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Ve haff a Wiener: Area Sheep Hit in Eye with Schnitzel and then Asphyxiated in Big Pot of Sauerkraut to Eliminate Look of Surprise/Shock on Face





Speaking of Lawyers' nuts, Vat do you tink vould be his first order of business as Churck Chancellor? Mandatory male hugging? Daily buttock caressing? We await your instructions, Mein Furry-Guy.

6 comments:

Litzi said...

Is the official food of the Churck sauerkraut, spaetzle, wiener schnitzel and Heineken now that Bratwurstundsauerkraut is the Leader of the Flock? Heil…

You ran a good campaign, Doc Bok. Sorry you didn’t win. How does OneEar feel about this?

Doc Bok said...

LITZI!!!!!!

Heineken is Dutch.

Doc Bok said...

And Litzi, for your FYI, I got the exact number of votes I wanted.

Doc Bok said...

And though "Dutch" is phonetically similar to "Deutsch", being as how it is a Germanic language/culture, it is still that flat little, dyke-sporting, windmill-having, tulip growing, wooden-shooed country easing Germany and Belgium's path into the North Sea. That thankfully legalizes prostitution to keep the Spitting Spitzers of the world away from illegal activity. And their language sounds almost just like English, considering it is west Frisian. But it is not English, so don't be fooled.

Litzi said...

DOC BOK!!!!!!!
Oops! Thanks for the mini-education on Holland. I’ve always liked tulips and Edam cheese…although anyone sitting around with their finger in a dyke really should get into a different line of work. I didn’t know prostitution was legal there; exactly like rural Nevada.

How about Warsteiner beer??? Is that Deutsch enough?

You wanted NO votes? Doesn’t that deflate your ego? OneEar didn’t make out any better, I noticed.
Will it be mandatory to salute Bratwurstundsauerkraut (he’s got to shorten his name) with a “Heil” and some goose-stepping?

Doc Bok said...

We await his instructions on that one.