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Eh, you're right. I did have a spectacular day the night that I was molested by a bass player. But it was for ALL OTHER purposes as I was with me best mates and they were fantastic.
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Hi OneEar,
A very perspicacious vote.
Which of those two categories does Ron Jeremy fit into?
I guess the name misspell was intentional. That guy with the barbequed leg was on CNN this morning, for your FYI.
Hey, you must have seen my mother's ballot.
Eh, you're right. I did have a spectacular day the night that I was molested by a bass player. But it was for ALL OTHER purposes as I was with me best mates and they were fantastic.
I'd rather be alone than be touched by filthy.
No, I have not met Coco. Is he made of mutton?
Pardon me?
It is little moments like these that make it all worthwhile.
Hi OneEar,
I’m delighted to have provided you a worthwhile moment today…or was it "bunny" that you found amusing?
Bunny,
You should know that I think I may be in love with you. AND, I am from Fairfax, despite currently living in Lost Angeles. Whaddya say?
Hi Doc Bok,
Happy Hunting…though she might be jail bait.
Sven, perhaps your mother is reading our blog. 4 out of 5 mothers do.
Bunny, thanks for contributing to the First Unichurck. We've all been molested by bass players in one way or another.
Litzi, it is not the individual steps that make the dance beautiful - it is the hole.
B Doc, Bunny said she'd rather be alone than with filthy. Anyway, I was trying to set her up with Coco.
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