Please post your favorite story or comment about the Giant Marshmallow.
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So I met this giant marshmallow once and I asked him,
"So, why are you a giant marsmallow?"
He replied, "I really don't have much of a choice it is what I have always been. I try to be responsible and not cause harm to others. Occasionally I've been known to get carried away but I think I do an OK job learning from my mistakes."
"Oh!" I said. "And what do you think will happen to you in the end?"
"I am sure I will be eaten" he replied matter-of-factly.
And he was right because shortly thereafter I ate him.
About an hour after that, I had a stomachache but it eventually went away too.
Coco,
You, currently, are Number One!
Hi OneEar,
Here's a saccharin song for your "Giant Marshmallow" contest...
A Marshmallow World
Thank you ML,
It is amazing given all of the Disney Channel programming I've endured, but I've never before experienced the Cheetah Girls. Reading their wikibio, I see the following quote:
"It's important for people to see us as a real musical group. We have all this great marketing around us, with the movies and other things. But we are a musical group."
The similarity to the Clown Squad is eerie.
Hi OneEar,
Phew! I’d never heard of the Cheetah Girls (they are women…do they roar?) either, but considering I’m a few years behind the times, that came as no surprise. Maybe ass-paragus Spears can go back to her humble (?) beginnings with The Disney Corporation and sing with The Cheetah Girls when her train wreck of a career as Pop-Tart Queen finally tanks.
Your kids might enjoy this video…
Litzi,
I feel that your tricking me into clicking that link was a bit underhanded. I was not prepared to have my senses assaulted by that horrid sound.
Hi Doc Bok,
Sorry about your finer senses being bombarded with “that horrid sound” but I did mention it was a saccharin song. You weren’t expecting John Coltrane, were you? Bubble Gum music…
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